No, I mean literally... The patio is encrusted in glitter. See:
This is what's been going on:
I'm working on custom wedding invitations that require me to chop up a ton of glitter paper. So, I'm working on it outside. Well, was until it got so windy that I can't take paper outside. Until the next less blustery day, I'll need to come up with another solution to keep the glitter out of my home...